Here she is! The 1 you've all been waiting for! The Psychic DJ Meloetta! *And the crowds go wild*
Now don't worry! Don't worry! There are plenty of Autographs to go around!
Yeah, this is the place to get the 1 and only Meloetta.
Totally legit, not hacked, for real OMG honest to god, event Meloetta.